Jessica C. RSS

I live in Portland and work in an office-y type place. Maybe you know me from my videos. I'm sorry I haven't made any lately. Maybe I will again some time! You never know. If you want to, you can email me: duplation at gmail dot com!


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Jul
9th
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celebzaredum:

First Ever Pic of Jamie Lynn’s Baby
“Being a mom is the best feeling in the world”????  I am so over this

Some one should tell her that getting Carol Brady’s haircut is not sufficient preparation for motherhood.

celebzaredum:

First Ever Pic of Jamie Lynn’s Baby

“Being a mom is the best feeling in the world”???? I am so over this

Some one should tell her that getting Carol Brady’s haircut is not sufficient preparation for motherhood.

Jul
8th
Tue
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kmikeym:
BLDGBLOG: London is swimming
 Pretty amazing pictures. I could really go for a swim…

kmikeym:

BLDGBLOG: London is swimming

 Pretty amazing pictures. I could really go for a swim…

Jul
7th
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fatmanatee:

The new resealable packaging for Oreos and Fig Newtons: it’s MAGICAL.
Best invention of the 21st century, in my eyes.
EDIT: enlarge pic to see it, for some reason it shows up blank in thumbnail mode

 I’d say it’s a fairly good diet plan, too, since it makes your cookie box look like a toilet seat cover.

fatmanatee:

The new resealable packaging for Oreos and Fig Newtons: it’s MAGICAL.

Best invention of the 21st century, in my eyes.

EDIT: enlarge pic to see it, for some reason it shows up blank in thumbnail mode

 I’d say it’s a fairly good diet plan, too, since it makes your cookie box look like a toilet seat cover.

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I saw this commercial for like the 8th time last night and it STILL made me weep! It’s kind of terrible how much more likely I am to cry over animals than people. Those Christian Children’s Fund commercials can make me feel guilty and a bit sad, but I’ve never actually cried over them.

EDIT: this actually a different version than the one I’ve seen. I posted it without watching it because I didn’t want to cry at work…

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I just came across an old list:

  • Spinach
  • Grapes
  • Almonds
  • Cayenne
  • Avocado
  • Iron Pants

Took me a second to figure that one out.

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sweett:

views from my hammock (via islebehere)

sweett:

views from my hammock (via islebehere)

Jul
3rd
Thu
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My Tried-and-True Karaoke Repertoire:

  1. En Vogue- This Love (Never Gonna Get It)
  2. The Presidents of the United States of America- Lump
  3. Madonna- Like a Prayer (honestly… I’m not quite a strong enough singer for this… but I’m close! And it’s fun!)

Songs to never sing again:

  1. The Cardigans- Lovefool
  2. Cyndi Lauper- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  3. No Doubt- Spiderwebs (That “It’s all your fault!” part is killer)
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My mom likes to sign her emails “Momster.com”
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jackieheartsb:

I’m working part of the day and then going to look at some apartments. I’m more excited than I can possibly express: I think the turning point in which I began to dislike my current apartment was when a sorority held a $5 cover charge party next door and there was close to 60 people drinking and smoking pot until 3 in the morning…
…At which time the police that I called finally showed up and arrested people. I’m a great neighbor, by the way.

Wide-leg jeans (37” inseam) from Alloy.com
Blue-and-white striped buttondown from Old Navy
Necklace — gift from boss
Strappy wedges by Naturalizer
Purse — gift from best friend


 I’m glad someone else buys pants from Alloy (and Delias, for that matter!) I get made fun of for it, but I’m sorry! I’m very tall and it’s hard to find pants with extra-extra long inseams! Especially at the bargain price of 30 bucks!!!

jackieheartsb:

I’m working part of the day and then going to look at some apartments. I’m more excited than I can possibly express: I think the turning point in which I began to dislike my current apartment was when a sorority held a $5 cover charge party next door and there was close to 60 people drinking and smoking pot until 3 in the morning…

…At which time the police that I called finally showed up and arrested people. I’m a great neighbor, by the way.

  • Wide-leg jeans (37” inseam) from Alloy.com
  • Blue-and-white striped buttondown from Old Navy
  • Necklace — gift from boss
  • Strappy wedges by Naturalizer
  • Purse — gift from best friend

 I’m glad someone else buys pants from Alloy (and Delias, for that matter!) I get made fun of for it, but I’m sorry! I’m very tall and it’s hard to find pants with extra-extra long inseams! Especially at the bargain price of 30 bucks!!!