Jessica C. RSS

I live in Portland and work in an office-y type place. Maybe you know me from my videos. I'm sorry I haven't made any lately. Maybe I will again some time! You never know. Hey, you should email me! duplation at gmail dot com!


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Aug
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So, the character i play is a Native American, but super gay. Like, super, super gay.
— Yoji, one of my favorite regulars from the coffee shop where I used to work. I bought Japanese food from the cart he works at today and he told me about the new musical he’s in.
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Hello Jessica,
Thanks for your interest!  I will be having an open house at the apartment on Sunday August 17th from noon to 2pm.  Hope to see you there!
Thanks,
Ben Nugent

Ben Nugent the author? Could be, right? He has Portland connections. I emailed and asked if he was but so far no reply. Hmm!

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theloveyturtle:

I saw my friendly office stalker today. While waving at me he walked directly into a glass door, shattering it.

This has gotten to the point that I don’t even know whether to believe it or not.

Back story: First a creepy card, then a note, then flowers. He finally revealed himself and she ended up getting a new office out of the deal.

Now he’s shattering glass doors by walking into them? I’m starting to have a hard time believing this is a real person. He sounds like a cartoon character.

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omg

Been refreshing Craigslist all morning.

Victorian duplex, upstairs unit, bay windows, SUN ROOM, allows pets, 22nd and Stark?!?!? YES, PLEASE!

Emailed them like the wind. Fingers crossed. Now comes the heartbreak part….

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Serious question...

Why is it that the top three videos, the ones up for the ten thousand dollar prize, on America’s Funniest Home Videos are never nearly as funny as all the rest of the clips they’ve shown during that episode? Are those three families just the only three that were willing to show up? Are the rest of the clips just recycled show to show?

Really, what’s the deal?

Aug
11th
Mon
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But going out and getting stupidly laid and then coming home and reconciling with the wife is not the same as going out, getting stupidly laid, then divorcing the crippled wife and marrying the pretty young thing (and taking out your marriage license before the divorce is final). One is stupid. The other is cruel. Brutal. Heinous. And well within the moral capacities of our Republican presidential candidate.
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Just started following Look Mom. Funny lady who posts pictures of cute home decor? Could this be more up my alley?!

I bet everyone but me already knows about this blog. That’s the funny thing about Tumblr. I always have this sense that there is much more going on in the world of Tumblr than I am aware of, and that other people are much more tuned in than I am. There could be entire communities of people tumbling who I am completely oblivious of, and who are completely oblivious of me, just because I’m not friends with their friend’s friend’s friends.

Or maybe not. Maybe Tumblr has exactly as much depth at it appears to from my dashboard.

Anyway, Look Mom will be a good addition to my universe.

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Instead of buying Dove Cool Essentials when I was out of deodorant this time, I bought Dove Energizing Essentials. Big mistake. I smell like an old lady’s attic. Hardly energizing.
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faildogs:
Dog credit: Catherine
I know this dog! This is Cody, Catherine’s dog! haha… this picture is great

faildogs:

Dog credit: Catherine

I know this dog! This is Cody, Catherine’s dog! haha… this picture is great